Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 5, 2011

Low Cost Airline Flights



If you don't know London geography, substitute "Islip" or "Manchester, NH" for "Stansted."

5 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Fecking brilliant! What's the name of this group of musical prophets and when are they going on a U.S. concert tour?

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Fixer said...

ISP is 6 minutes from me. Inconvenient because there's only one airline flying out of there the Mrs. can use for business but she has to take a million connections. 40 miles to JFK, less to LGA but it's LGA and nobody in their right mind goes out of there.

Excellent vid!

Comrade Misfit said...

The group is called "Fascinating Aida". They played a NYC tour in `09.

Oldfool said...

No one in their right mind flies on an airline.
-retired airline pilot-

Anonymous said...

So TRUE! I recently booked a cheap flight from Dortmund (get in line at 4 am) to Luton (because the airport at Oxford,UK, isn't served?) and ALL of the charge-items mentioned cropped up on the booking website ;-)