Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
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No permit from Libya required, No Hunter Safety Course Required. Body Armor HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
The bad news is I am sure that if you went and participated in the Great Hunt the Dept of State and or the Dept of Justice might take exception, and will in all probability prosecute you for some infraction of some statue that is not typically enforced.
Rule #1: Don't off anyone from the boss class
Rule #2: Except if you're a boss
Rule #3: All free-lance offing of boss class by individuals will be considered a rogue act. If you are lucky,you will be prosecuted. Otherwise, you will "disappear".
Justification: Bosses are exquisitely vulnerable to .50 caliber sniper rounds, best not to give the hoi polloi ideas.
Oh, it's definitely a law.
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