Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 8, 2011

Cheap Flights?

The EU has begun an investigation into the practice of offering cheap airline tickets, when the stated price of the ticket bears no resemblance to the final cost of the flight.

It's about time that those bastards got reined in.

I pretty much hate the airline industry these days. But of all of the scumbags out there, I try to stick with the cattle-car airline* because they don't do that shit anywhere near as much as the legacy airlines.**

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* Southwest.
** Delta. The only difference as far as I can see between flying on Delta and being made to travel as a slave on a Roman galley was that the air was fresher on a galley and the attendants were friendlier.

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