Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Don't Fall Behind On Your Citibank Credit Cards

They might have you killed if you do.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

And the difference between Citibank and your friendly neighborhood Mafia loan shark is... what?

I happen to have a Citibank credit card. I think. I say "I think" because I paid it off when they suddenly jacked my interest rate from 12% to 28% for no reason and haven't used it in a long time, and they tend to cancel credit cards if you do that. But between Citi and Bank of America, I think we have an axis of evil right here at home.

- Badtux the Debtless Penguin

montag said...

I have a Shitticard that I use for one purpose and always pay in full when I do use it. One time I missed a due date and they jacked my rate up. Didn't bother me because I made sure to PIF every month. After about 6 months my rate settled back to where it was.