Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, June 12, 2011

One Goddamn Expensive Mutt

A quarter-million for a guard dog, or $50,000 for a non-championship grade one.

For average deterrence, still seems like a lot. The guy who bought the quarter-mil mutt did so because he would seem to be a professional-grade scumbag.

Smart move, though, getting the fact that you've got such a dog published in a newspaper. Anyone who goes to take you out will now know to bring a tranq-gun, strong netting or just an off-the-shelf repeating shotgun. Seigfreid der Vunder-Hund isn't going to be much good after a couple of face-fulls of #4 buckshot.

3 comments:

Tim said...

For 50,000 I'll put on a muzzle and bark.

w3ski said...

I have 2 Saint Bernard/Lab Dogs. 120 pounds of active dog each.
Mostly they guard the couch really well.
I don't lock my front door anymore either, If you are that determined to get dragged down and bit hard it's your choice.
When they wake me barking I am the one in the back, with the buckshot.
They each only cost me $50 bucks at the pound and would each give their life for me.
In fact I could use a prowler, Dawg food isn't cheap.
w3ski

wolfbitch said...

For $230,000, I'll put on a muzzle, bark, bite intruders in the groin, and have a litter of puppies.