Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

"OK, OK, So Maybe It Was Not All The Fault of the Workers."

After spending days blaming the sanitation workers for New York City's failure to cope with the Christmas Blizzard, the upper level minions of Mayor Bloomberg were forced to appear before the City Council.

No surprise, they stood up and took the bullet for Mayor Mike. Either it was their fault or, more commonly, the fault of people who worked for them. And, for some unfathomable reason, "it is harder to plow snow in Brooklyn", or so they seem to claim. I guess the snow is denser or something if it doesn't fall on Manhattan?

The principle of command responsibility means nothing to Mayor Mike.

1 comment:

Fixer said...

The people of the outer boroughs don't go to dinner parties and the Met with Mayor Bloomberg. The money's in Manhattan and that's what gets cleaned up first. Been that way since I can remember.