Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 23, 2010

Well, No Frakking Shit, What Were They Supposed to be Doing?

SEC employees were surfing porn sites at work. Republicans are, of course, outraged.

First point: The Bush Administration effectively neutered the SEC. Republicans, in general, are opposed to investigating any bank or financial institution for anything, let alone bringing an enforcement action. (Exhibit A: The Republican SEC commissioners opposed taking action against Goldman Sachs.)

Second point: If the Republicans are so determined to look back at what people in the government did during the run-up to the financial collapse, then there is a whole host of other government misdeeds that were committed during the Bush Administration. But we can't look into those, can we, for fear of upsetting the delicate flowers in the party of Hoover who will have the vapours if any investigation is begun which could possibly send some folks from the Bush Administration to prison, such as: John Ashcroft, Alberto Gonzales, Joyn Yoo, Jay Bybee, David Addington, Doug Feith, John Durham, John Rizzo, Harriet Meiers, and, of course, the lead characters in the Darth and Chimpy Show.

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