Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Main Use of PowerPoint by the Military

When the goal is to not impart any information, but to baffle them with bullshit.

I wish that were a joke. It's not. It seems that the key skill for getting promoted in the Army is the ability to put together a spiffy PowerPoint presentation.
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2 comments:

XR650L_Dave said...

http://www.nbc-links.com/powerpointinfo.html

4/27/2010 4:36 PM
BadTux said...

Sounds like the main use of PowerPoint in private enterprise too. As well as being the primary criteria for promotion in the corporate hierarchy. Monkeys are monkeys whether military or corporate, I guess.

- Badtux the Helpful Penguin

4/28/2010 8:10 PM

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