Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Am Shocked, Shocked, to Learn That....

... the average supporter of the Tea-Bagger movement is white, older, relatively well-off and Republican. They even think that Chimpy did a good job and they seem to gloss over how much the Bush Administration did to jack up the Federal deficit under the IOKIYAR Theory.

Yeah, who'd have ever thought that? A bunch of rich old white guys with guns, not exactly the scariest concept out there.

Hypocritical bunch, too, as they want to cut government spending, but hands off of Social Security and Medicare.

Oh, and they also have a tendency to be a bag of racist pricks, though the poll sort of seemed to gloss over that point.

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