Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, April 19, 2010

Buy a Ticket, Be a Test Rider

The European airlines, predictably, are going apeshit over most of the airspace in Europe being shut down by the ash cloud from the Eyjafjallajokull volcano. They want to resume flying.

Which means that they are willing to play the game of "test pilot" with airplanes laden with passengers.

Here is my idea: Spread out the top management of all those airlines and make them take a seat on every flight into the vicinity of the volcanic ash cloud. That also goes for every politician over there who is blathering about the economic catastrophe from ceasing air travel and every executive in the International Air Transport Association, which is moaning about the cancellations.

Let's see if they'll back up their mouths with their fat pasty asses.

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