Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's Off to Leavenworth You Go!

The Army is preparing to court-martial some idiot "birther" doctor for refusing to deploy to Afghanistan.

The idiot birther's commanding officer, the commander of the Walter Reed Medical Brigade, was awarded the Medal of Honor, along with the Silver Star and Bronze Star, so don't expect any slack to be given by him to Dr. Birther.

2 comments:

merlallen said...

Sgt Roberts was a bad ass, wasn't he? The top three medals by the age of 21.

Comrade Misfit said...

Still his (he's not dead, yet).