Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Pegging the Ol' Irony Meter

You might recall the "Hutaree Militia" members who were arrested a few days ago. They were allegedly planning to kill a bunch of cops in order to spark an insurrection against the government, which they hate.

They've requested that they be represented by public defenders. So they are asking the very same government which they despise to defend them against the charges.


Which is not a hell of a lot different from the Teabaggers who were demanding that the government not provide health insurance and to "keep your hands off my Medicare."

(H/T)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

But... but... you don't get the point! If they are using those public defender resources, then brown people can't be using those public defender resources. It's a racist win-win situation! Well, for some definition of "win-win" that exists in Right Wing Nut Job logic anyhow, if not in any logic that resembles logic as you and I know it ;).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin