Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Caturday

George and Gracie are sharing a chair in my bedroom. the green husk pillow is one of George's favorite places to snooze on.



George in his box seat at the window:



A hoofed rat. I wish there were a lot fewer of them, for the deer ticks they harbor have made the woods pretty inhospitable, unless you love the smell and feel of deet-based bug repellants.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

George looks a lot like Basement Cat. You may be living with the embodiment of pure evil.

Comrade Misfit said...

George has his moments of evil. His worst stunt is using strategic defecation to express displeasure.