Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Cue the Chorus of Howling Rich People

And, of course, all of their lawyers.
The first U.S. offshore wind farm, a giant project 5 miles/8 km off the Massachusetts coast, was approved on Wednesday after years of opposition involving everyone from local Indian tribes to the Kennedy family.

U.S. Interior Secretary Ken Salazar gave the green light for the 130-turbine, 420-megawatt Cape Wind project in Horseshoe Shoal, Nantucket Sound, in what supporters considered a huge step forward for renewable energy in the United States.
Rich environmentalists love them wind farms, but only so long as they are located in barren hellscapes such as West Texas or on mountains without ski slopes where less-than-rich people live, such as the Poconos or off of Queens, NY. Let someone propose putting a wind farm where they will see it from their estates or their sailboats, however, and my oh my, how do they howl.

President Obama could serve two terms and the 45th president could keep Salazar on and he still wouldn't be on the job long enough to see Cape Wind built.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I was dumbstruck when I first learned that the Kennedys were against it.

Then, I thought, give them the choice of a wind farm or a coal plant.

Joe said...

I never understood this. Wind farms are beautiful. I once sat on a hillside near Palm Springs for hours, just watching the turbines turn.