Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

New Scandal, Old Enemy

I guess it was only a matter of time before an old and possibly senile Catholic bishop chose to blame the Jews for the strain of pedophilia running through the Catholic Church.

So, again with the blood libel? Again with the myth that the "Jews control the world"?

I can't wait to hear how it is the fault of the Jews (and the Freemasons, as Bishop Droolbaggi blamed them, as well) that there are some priests who cannot keep their hands off prepubescent children.


(H/T) and for the icon

3 comments:

montag said...

Poor old fart really is senile. It was the Italians that killed Jesus and then took over his cult to cover it up.

BobG said...

"I can't wait to hear how it is the fault of the Jews (and the Freemasons, as Bishop Droolbaggi blamed them, as well) that there are some priests who cannot keep their hands off prepubescent children."

Don't forget the Illuminati and Elders of Zion.

Anonymous said...

Good Gods. The mind boggles.