Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

New Scandal, Old Enemy

I guess it was only a matter of time before an old and possibly senile Catholic bishop chose to blame the Jews for the strain of pedophilia running through the Catholic Church.

So, again with the blood libel? Again with the myth that the "Jews control the world"?

I can't wait to hear how it is the fault of the Jews (and the Freemasons, as Bishop Droolbaggi blamed them, as well) that there are some priests who cannot keep their hands off prepubescent children.


(H/T) and for the icon

3 comments:

montag said...

Poor old fart really is senile. It was the Italians that killed Jesus and then took over his cult to cover it up.

BobG said...

"I can't wait to hear how it is the fault of the Jews (and the Freemasons, as Bishop Droolbaggi blamed them, as well) that there are some priests who cannot keep their hands off prepubescent children."

Don't forget the Illuminati and Elders of Zion.

Anonymous said...

Good Gods. The mind boggles.