Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Sometimes, When You Whomp On a Person Long Enough, They Learn to Stop Taking Being Whomped On.

In this case, Sen. Harry Reid, who evidently has finally, after years and years and years of being beaten and fooled and lied to, has learned that the Senate Republicans are a pack of lying weasels and that the best way to deal with them is by clubbing them about the head and shoulders.

About fucking time. It'd have been nice if Reid had found his spine in January of `07, when he became the Majority Leader. But better late than never, I guess.

As to why Reid has been so determined to be nice to people who keep playing him for a gullible jackass, a relative of mine, who lives in Utah, tells me it is because Reid is a Mormon and my relative thinks that Mormons seem to have a compulsion to be nice to everyone (at least since the Mountain Meadows Massacre).

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I hope it isn't too little too late for his career.

montag said...

"Mormons seem to have a compulsion to be nice to everyone"

But Glenn Beck is a Mormon.