Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 23, 2010

How Many Chickens For a Colonoscopy?

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You can find out how many chickens you'll need to raise, if you are going to pay for a medical procedure in NV Senate candidate Sue Lowden's chicken-based economy.

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4 comments:

Eck! said...

Wit all dem chickens there would be a glut of chicken poop for the organic fertilizer co-ops.

So would a minor thing like getting a script for antibiotic be paid for by a pail of milk?

What happens if your doc is a cattle guy
and you've funded your health care with sheep? Oh dear, we had range wars over that one.

Of course if your near the coast would it be paid in cod, fresh or salted? Or would maybe crab and lobster be good trade?

Of course one can make change by having a good garden as in one chicken is about the same as a head of celery, head of lettuce and two tomatoes.

Sue Lowden needs a checkup from the neckup. One cow please.

Eck!

4/23/2010 6:03 PM
montag said...

So if you have a cooler full of eggs, are you engaging in currency speculation or just hedging on the futures market?

4/23/2010 7:25 PM
Anonymous said...

Looks like a good time to invest in freezer manufacturer stock and other food preserving equipment . . .

4/23/2010 8:06 PM
BadTux said...

I have a suggestion. Since Ms. Lowden appears to love chicken as payment for *other* people, why don't we barrage her with requests that she promise to take her Senatorial salary in chickens if elected to office? After all, if it's good enough for her doctor, surely it should be good enough for her, right? Right?!

- Badtux the Tongue-in-beak Penguin

4/24/2010 4:06 PM

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