Screwing the Passengers Every Way Possible

Spirit Airlines will start charging $45 for carry-on baggage. You can bet your left gonad that every other airline will follow right along.

So, if you check your baggage, you'll pay a fee. If you carry it on, you'll pay a fee. Oh, you could send your shit by UPS, but when you show up at the airport with no luggage, the happy fuckers working for the TSA will give you a free colonoscopy.

(I'm going to tell my Left Coast relations that they had better get Skype, for that's the only way they're going to see me.)