Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 1, 2010

Kill the Wabbits, Kill the Waaaabbits!

Actually, it's not a joke. The rabbit population of Robben Island has exploded.

Robben Island was were Nelson Mandela spent most of his time in prison. It is now a World Heritage Site. The rabbits are undermining the buildings and turning the island into a barren wasteland. Trapping didn't work very well, so riflemen are shooting them.

Predictably, there are some "animal rights" folk who are not happy. But fortunately, they are not prone to resorting to violence, like the anti-choicers.

4 comments:

Phil said...

And you didn't put up that classic Ozzie Fudd?!

BadTux said...

Luckily Mr. Fudd has not been given the task, otherwise the buildings would be toast right now since he can't shoot straight.

Wich reminds me, is Mr. Dick Cheney a relative of Mr. Fudd? Curious penguins have no intention of getting close enough to tell!

- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

Bridget Magnus said...

Oooooh those wabbits on Wobbin Iswand! Undermining World Hewitage!

Comrade Misfit said...

Bridget, OK, I asked for that one.