Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 18, 2009

The Liar of the Year

Sarah Palin wins the dubious honor of being the liar of the year, for her whopper of a lie about the "death panels".

The silver and bronze medals for lying went to Glenn Beck and Orly Taitz.
Posted by on or about 18:37
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4 comments:

montag said...

Do the presenters get to pin the medals on the winners, like the bouttoniere in the beer commercial?

12/18/2009 7:20 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No, but it's a nice thought.

12/18/2009 7:29 PM
Cujo359 said...

What exotic branch of mathematics did you have to use to figure out who the winner was?

12/19/2009 4:33 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

The folks who determined what were the lies of the year did the wok. I just took it to the next step of awarding medals.

12/19/2009 2:03 PM

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