Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Regional War, Global Catastrophe

An article in the current issue of Scientific American puts forth the theory that if India and Pakistan engage in an all-out nuclear war, the smoke from the fires of their burning cities will bring about a nuclear autumn. The authors suggest that in the actual attacks, 20 million people will die outright. The nuclear autumn will result in global crop failures and a resulting famine that will kill a billion more.

If that were not bad enough, there would be a depletion of the ozone layer that would reduce the protection from UV radiation to that of the Antarctic area in summer. Even though the Sun would be partially obscured by smoke in the stratosphere, there would be a shitload more cases of skin cancer. And there would be UV damage to the surviving plants.

Unfortunately, the article is not available online, but there are similar articles out there.

1 comment:

J. said...

Well I always liked nuclear autumns to nuclear winters. It's the nice glowing colors you see in the atmosphere and the warmer climate that makes it, I think.