Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, December 14, 2009

Every Time There is a Cold Snap

The Climate Change Deniers start crying "if the Earth is warming, why is it cold today", which makes about as much sense as saying "if the Detroit Lions suck, why have they won two games this year".

Of course, the point that 2009 is on track to be one of the warmest years in the last 160 years or that this decade is the warmest of all or that severe droughts are occurring or that the Antarctic ice sheet is melting faster than expected or that the Arctic Ocean will be free of ice in the summer in many of our lifetimes or that the snows of Kilimanjaro will soon be just a distant memory or that the Andean glaciers are disappearing and that if you want to see glaciers in Glacier National Park, you'd best get a move on makes no impression on the deniers.

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