Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

AUUGGHH! The Stupid! It Burns!

Congressman Peter King (R-NY):
"100% of the Islamic terrorists who are coming against us are Muslims."
That makes about as much sense as saying that "100% of the Klan church-bombers in the `60s were white people." They are statements that are (a) true, (b) useless from a security standpoint and (c) needlessly inflame the situation.

Anyone who thinks clowns like King or Hoekstra really care about improving security at airports probably also believes in unicorns. It is all about politics and scoring points for those bombastic fools.

2 comments:

montag said...

And let's not forget, 100% of the dumbass Congressmen in 3rd NY district are Republican.

Unknown said...

This publicity whore really needs a big timeout. Like..he loses his district type of timeout.