PSA

This is a Public Service Announcement from your Blog Mother:

If you happen to live in the northern portions of the U.S., where winter brings snowy and icy weather and road conditions, and you cannot drive competently in any road conditions other than dry pavement:

When the road is snowy or icy, stay the fuck home!

(Either that, or move to Florida with all of the other idiots who cannot drive in bad weather and who could not figure out how to vote in `00.)

This has been a Public Service Announcement from your Blog Mother.

p.s.: If you are such a self-important jackass that, when the traffic on the Interstate is at a standstill and you then go driving down the breakdown lane because you can't be bothered to be delayed, two words of advice for you: Die soon.

That is all.