Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 13, 2009

PSA

This is a Public Service Announcement from your Blog Mother:

If you happen to live in the northern portions of the U.S., where winter brings snowy and icy weather and road conditions, and you cannot drive competently in any road conditions other than dry pavement:

When the road is snowy or icy, stay the fuck home!

(Either that, or move to Florida with all of the other idiots who cannot drive in bad weather and who could not figure out how to vote in `00.)

This has been a Public Service Announcement from your Blog Mother.

p.s.: If you are such a self-important jackass that, when the traffic on the Interstate is at a standstill and you then go driving down the breakdown lane because you can't be bothered to be delayed, two words of advice for you: Die soon.

That is all.
Posted by on or about 16:36

2 comments:

montag said...

I share your feelings completely.

12/13/2009 7:05 PM
Phil said...

Excellent advice, Blog Moth . . . er, Comrade.

12/13/2009 7:57 PM

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