Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 14, 2009

Morning Choices

You can read this story about Traitor Joe (may the tens of millions of people who cannot afford health insurance live long enough to urinate on his grave).

You can read how Rupert Murdoch is turning the WSJ into a neo-con propaganda outlet (as everyone prophesied).

Or you can watch this video of a cute kitten:



My advice is that you go with the kitten.

7 comments:

Don Brown said...

-- until someone talks some sense into me....

I think the leadership should call Joe's bluff (along with the rest of them.) Unemployment won't turn around before election time and that means most unemployed won't have any health insurance. Let's see if Joe & Co. are willing to risk their wrath. The comfy folks stay home on election day. The angry vote.

Don Brown

BadTux said...

Definitely a kitten morning. Blood pressure won't stand the other two.

- Badtux the Choosing Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Traitor Joe isn't up for re-election until `12, so it's not as though he gives a shit. If the Republicans get close to a majority, he'll jump ship.

Cirze said...

As he doesn't come up for reelection until '12, I think we gotta go ahead and take him out.

Errrhh. That didn't come out right, what I meant was the Dims better take him out (of the leadership) or suffer the consequences themselves at the polls.

Just sayin'.

S

Comrade Misfit said...

I think they need to kick his ass out of the Democratic caucus and take away his committee chairmanship(s). the little fuck is a Republican, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Lieberman already jumped ship -- he's nominally an Independent. He's in the perfect position to fuck both parties.

I'm vaguely surprised that ol' Snarlin' Arlen Sphincter didn't pull the same thing.

Ruckus said...

may the tens of millions of people who cannot afford health insurance live long enough to urinate on his grave
I'll bet we could hire a tanker truck, save the wait and get a twofer. Course one tanker wouldn't hold anywhere near enough.