Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
China has an admiral? ;).
China has a bunch of submarines and some coastal patrol frigates and a handful of outdated submarine warfare destroyers, and that's pretty much it. Overseas basing for some of their diesel-electric subs would multiply their throw weight, but China's military in general is oriented around defense of the homeland (and generations-long planning for an invasion of Taiwan), not about overseas adventures. I suppose some overseas basing rights would be useful for those cases where they want to protect Chinese merchant vessels from piracy, but we're still talking destroyers and frigates here, not friggin' carrier battle groups...
- Badtux the Military Penguin
I'm pretty sure that we have almost as many admirals as the Navy has ships.
Hey, let them put a few bases here and we can work off that debt. Like say in Texanistan, and Alaskastan.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
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