Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
I read that the over blown windbag suffered chest pains and had to be rushed into hospital, probably realized he was breathing the same air as the President.
and Pelosi was tere - a real liberal paradise. didnt i read that hawaii has a pretty socialized medical system - i wonder how the fat anal wart felt about that
gawd do i hate hate that man
As I saw on another site, " If Rush dies in Hawaii, will his death certificate be valid?"
Just Sayin'
Wait, does Limbaugh really have a .338 Lapua? If he does, I'd pay good money to watch him (try to?) shoot it.
It's at least plausible, in that he could afford to feed the thing.
'I used to think my rifle was chambered for old Coca-Cola bottles. Turns out it's really chambered for five-dollar bills.'
Jbrock, You weren't kidding at all. That's some costly shit.
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