Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Did You Really Expect Anything Else; Geek Edition

You didn't have to be an über-geek to know this already:

funny graphs and charts
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2 comments:

Mr. Natural said...

like trying to find an email or phone number for Ebay!

BadTux said...

Sad to say, the same also applies to bug reports sent to Apple. "We're the Borg, we don't care, we don't have to" appears to be the predominant thought amongst the big two OS vendors.

Then there's Linux. You send a bug report to the Linux guys, and if you are connected enough (i.e., your name is in the Linux kernel), you get back a vehement response, "that's not a bug, that's a feature!" I sent in a bug about the XFS system adding random blocks of zeros to files in the event of a system crash. Rather than admit that silently arbitrarily appending zeros to files in the event of a system crash was a problem, the Linux XFS maintainers insisted it wasn't a bug. SIIIIIIIGH! OS developer egos. Got much, you think?

- Badtux the Sometime-OS-developer Penguin
(Whose name IS in the Linux kernel, but who regularly rolls his eyes at the inanity of it all).