Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
Since well over half the people in my line of work self-identify as Republican, Fox 'News' is the default background noise here. I've always suspected them of calculated inanity, and this segment lends credence to that assessment.
I am not making this up: The other day someone actually quoted that whole 'czars' riff to me as a serious argument in support of his thesis that Obama is certainly un-American and very likely a Communist.
I told him to look up 'Czar (political term)' on Wikipedia, but apparently 'those guys are a bunch of atheists so you can't believe anything they say'.
My glasses are getting worn out from reapeated facepalms. Unfortunately I'd get fired if I directed those where I'd sometimes really like to.
thanks for reminding me about the "czars" point, I just whaled on that for a post.
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