Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

More Doings From the Department of Homeland Stupidity

The idiots posed the TSA's screening manual on-line. It was redacted, but they did it with a computer, they did it badly, and the redactions were capable of being removed. And they were.

Wikileaks has the full document and so do other sunshine websites. Bet you didn't know that governors, lieutenant governors, the Mayor of DC and their spouses get a free pass through airport security when they have their police escort with them. Foreign dignitaries get a free pass through airport security, as well.

And if you work for the TSA, including their lawyers, you sail right through.

If you want to see what a CIA pass looks like, go to page 4-24 of the manual.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Remember the old days when only fast food clerks and convenience store workers were considered idiots?

Comrade Misfit said...

It's just amazing. They seem to be operating on a cyber-equivalent of the "Big Sky Theory", that the Internet is so vast that nobody will find their stuff if it is on some obscure website.