Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
4 comments:
Do the presenters get to pin the medals on the winners, like the bouttoniere in the beer commercial?
No, but it's a nice thought.
What exotic branch of mathematics did you have to use to figure out who the winner was?
The folks who determined what were the lies of the year did the wok. I just took it to the next step of awarding medals.
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