Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

How Stupid Can the Viewers of Fox News Be?

Pretty damn stupid, or, to be mildly charitable, ignorant.


As everyone should know, the Soviet Union didn't have *any* czars. Oh, there was one at the time of the October Revolution, but they shot him in pretty short order.

That degree of ignorance, sad to say, is about what I have come to expect from the party of Palin.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Uhm, you're talking about historical facts here. Wingnuts don't believe in facts, only in faith. They have faith, faith I say, that the talking points handed down to them by their Party commissars in the Rushevik Party are correct and fully accurate, and if your mere "facts" appear to contradict their faith, it is you, not they, who are wrong. Because faith, in the end, far trumps mere "fact" amongst Rusheviks.

- Badtux the Sovok-observin' Penguin

Anonymous said...

Well, technically he is correct. Anything is greater than zero. Doesn't that mean Reagan had more as well?

Comrade Misfit said...

Terrant, they might as well have said that the Administration has "more czars than Mars". But he is not correct, for the clear implication from his sign is that there were czars in the USSR.