Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

787

It flies!

6 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...: Is it me or does it have some serious dihedral? Wings flex a lot?; 12/15/2009 6:15 PM
BadTux said...: Big deals, rocks can fly too, as many an opponent found out in childhood "wars". The question is how *long* it can stay flying ;).

I figure it'll be at least another three years before this bird gets flown by an actual airline.

- Badtux the Flying (but not by choice) Penguin; 12/15/2009 7:49 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: I believe the spars of the wings are carbon fiber and that they are designed to flex.; 12/15/2009 8:01 PM
Cujo359 said...: I suppose, given the damage to their manufacturing capability the Boeing management did to themselves, I should be amazed this thing ever flew.; 12/15/2009 9:21 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Cujo, that's what ol' Adolph was so upset about.; 12/15/2009 10:10 PM
Bridget Magnus said...: And isn't it beautiful? For the first time in quite a while I miss living 5 minutes from Paine Field.; 12/16/2009 1:58 AM