Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 2, 2009

Lazy Fuckers

The TV industry has embraced the DVR:
The reason is not simply that more households own DVRs — 33 percent compared with 28 percent at this point in 2008 — helping some marginal shows become hits. It is also that more people seem content to sit through the commercials than networks once thought.
I do not understand that at all. I don't have a DVR, but I do have a VCR and DVD/RW combo unit, so I record the shows I want to see. I watch them later, precisely because I can then fast-forward through the commercials. For one thing, in an hour-long show, nearly 30% of that time is for commercials. Second, most commercials are so annoying that they occupy most of the entries on this blog.

People have to be really dead-ass lazy to sit there like a slug and watch the commercials on a show that they recorded. No wonder their children would be smart to study Mandarin.

1 comment:

Cujo359 said...

What's even sadder is that many DVRs have the means to skip commercials automatically if you set them up that way.

I suspect this trend has something to do with the commercials being almost as entertaining as the programs they interrupt.