Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Paddling Down the Crimea River

There was an article in today's NY Times about how hard it can be to live in New York City (ie, the upper east side of Manhattan) on only $500,00 a year. Yeah, my heart bleeds for those people. Truly, it does. For there also was an article in the same paper concerning how homeowners around Ft.Meyers, FL are being wiped out by the crash in the housing market with entire neighborhoods slowly falling into decay and desolation. The pain that the folks at the top of the economic ladder are feeling is real, no doubt. But they, unlike people around this country, are not at risk of having their belongings stacked on the curb by the sheriffs. If they can't live a decent life on $500,000 a year, well, cry me a river.

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