Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

SofTest

It is some sort of evil software used for (a) taking tests and (b) completely fucking up the computers it is installed in.

Cranky Prof has the details.

It seems that you'd be better off writing your exams on mud plates in Cuneiform with a stylus.
Posted by on or about 18:41

1 comment:

BadTux said...

WTF is wrong with paper and pen? Paper never crashes, and requires external intervention (such as a dog) to eat your answers. A pen is multiply redundant (you can have multiple of them in your pocket). What is it with people, using technology when there's no goddamned reason to do so, just to use it? Did someone get bribed or something?!

(Repeat my argument against Amazon Kindle here... WTF is wrong with paper and ink?!).

-- Badtux the Luddite Penguin

2/26/2009 6:56 PM

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