Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
4 comments:
You got it half right. The guy with his foot on the running board is the official face of the GOP. The official ride of the GOP is the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
But how do they all fit in that car? I've seen some of them, they're big!
Regards,
Tengrain
They fit in the same way that tax cuts can cure all economic ills: Magic!
(That, and gay sex in the airport bathrooms.)
I am so glad I don't live in California. That politicians would rather lay off 20K workers than come to an agreement is sad.
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