Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 27, 2009

Apologies

I'm fighting off some kind of bug, so my blogging may be terser and less frequent.

Go surf Ye Olde Blogge Rolle, if you're bored.

On another note:
Former GOP presidential nominee John McCain warned Wednesday that the United States is losing the war in Afghanistan.
Hey, Grampa! Who was the president who first sent troops there and then diverted the resources needed to secure the initial tactical victory?

I know that was a long time ago, for you guys in the party of Hoover seemed to be afflicted with an inability to recall anything that happened more than 37 days ago, but let me refresh your memory: His name was George W. Bush and he was the guy that you thought was doing such a great job.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got an email this morning with a link to a federal fact sheet on the economic stimulus plan. I'm sending the link to same for your information:
http://www.disabilityinfo.gov/digov-public/public/ShowLink.do?parentFolderId=193&linkId=41822&linkExternal=true

exmixer said...
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exmixer said...

Esteemed Comrade:

"I'm fighting off some kind of bug, so my blogging may be terser and less frequent."

Define terser please[G] Hope ya feel better, he wrote tersely.

exmixer