Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 13, 2009

Scum-Sucking Fascists Change Their Names to Dodge Their Bloodthirsty Rep

Blackwater Worldwide, the company best known for supplying arrogant trigger-happy bodyguards to the State Department, is changing the names of their companies.

Blackwater Worldwide is now Xe, Inc.

Blackwater Lodge & Training Center is now U.S. Training Center Inc.

New name, new logo, same old group of fascist goons.

3 comments:

exmixer said...

I actually tried to hand write that shit down as I heard it this evening on the tube; my notes as I was talking to a friend losing his wife to ennui...

"Blackwater changing name to restore reputation"

Not sure what it says about me that [i]that[/i] was more important, hmmm, maybe .gov can employ them again now.

Fouly mooded,

exmixer

exmixer said...

And if I could remember this blog uses HTML tags, not UBB, hey, I'd be a genius ;-)

exmixer

Comrade Misfit said...

I have the same problem, but in the other direction.