Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 20, 2009

It Might Seem Too Harsh to Hope For an Execution in This Case

But a guy who is such a lowlife as to steal the cookie money from two Girl Scouts probably has it coming.

It did happen in Texas, after all. So they'll probably fry him for it.

2 comments:

One Fly said...

Society 101
Rule #1
It is not allowed to steal cookie money from 9 year old Girl Scouts

Unknown said...

Not only will TX fry him, they will do it in record time...there is afterall, an expressway to the death chamber in good ole Tejas.