Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Question for the Windbags on Cable TV

Given that an arrest is imminent in the murder of Chandra Levy, do any of you loud-mouthed douchebags have the stones to apologize, on the air, to Gary Condit?

(No, I'm not holding my breath.)
Posted by on or about 18:47

2 comments:

Cujo359 said...

No, I'm not holding my breath.

That's good, because I was about to call the paramedics.

2/22/2009 8:52 PM
Anonymous said...

Condit was a scumbag, but luckily, that's not prosecutable. If it WAS, we'd have no politicians at all.

Hey, wait a minute...

2/23/2009 8:41 AM

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