Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Question for the Windbags on Cable TV

Given that an arrest is imminent in the murder of Chandra Levy, do any of you loud-mouthed douchebags have the stones to apologize, on the air, to Gary Condit?

(No, I'm not holding my breath.)

2 comments:

Cujo359 said...

No, I'm not holding my breath.

That's good, because I was about to call the paramedics.

Anonymous said...

Condit was a scumbag, but luckily, that's not prosecutable. If it WAS, we'd have no politicians at all.

Hey, wait a minute...