Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 9, 2009

Now There is a Change!

A president who can do an hour-long press conference and answer complicated questions in a thoughtful and extended manner without smirking or stumbling over basic sentence structure.

What a change from the Boobus Texicanus who held down that job for the last eight years.

5 comments:

Justin Buist said...

Obama's a good speaker, but let's be honest.

A drunken hobo would look pretty good after the last guy we had.

SkinnyDennis said...

???
I thought the last guy WAS a drunken hobo...

lahru said...

kinda like having a big V8 engine in your car and you get use to it having no power and running on 2 cylinders and then one day you sart it up and it is a 750 horsepower twin turbo badass tire smokin' sonofabitch and you think to yourself, lets see what this baby'll do!

Anonymous said...

The problem is that shrub set such a low bar that we don't expect much from this guy, either. Of course, he cannot make things well in two or three weeks. I'd like to see an evolution in the way he deals with people who have been tortured. Bush and Cheney and the minions who helped perpetrate torture have to be prosecuted. We cannot be whole again, until that happens.
Gug

Comrade Misfit said...

The "low bar" thing is one of the reasons why Clinton now looks so good. Or he did, until very recently.