Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Jindal the Liar

Bobby Jindal has admitted that his story about his being in the office of a sheriff during Hurricane Katrina was a lie.

You'd think he would be smart enough to leave "truthiness" to Stephen Colbert, what with Jindal having been a Rhodes Scholar and all of that, but sadly, no.

2 comments:

lahru said...

reading and retention is something that he obviously long on. Common sense, Kinda' short.

Comrade Misfit said...

On "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me," someone pointed out that Jindal delivered his speech as though he was reading "Good Night, Moon."