Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Nothing for Now

Getting out of bed this morning felt only a little less trying than digging my way out of a grave. I feel kind of zombified, without the need to feast on brains.

Ugh. I have no idea what this day will bring, but I am seriously dreading it.
Posted by on or about 07:28

3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I feel ya.
I'm trying to find a blog topic and all I can think of is how fucked up Republicans are.

2/24/2009 10:30 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

all I can think of is how fucked up Republicans are.

Works for me!

2/24/2009 10:36 AM
lisahgolden said...

I've got it,too. Whatever it is must be the work of Republicans.

Feel better,pal.

2/24/2009 10:44 AM

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