Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

OhhhKaaay......

The Saturday Bulletin. Old images, new captions. The weirdness is free.

(H/t to Outside the Interzone)

4 comments:

Mark said...

If you like that, you'll probably appreciate:

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/

lisahgolden said...

Oh my. I'm going to be wasting plenty of time over there.....

Comrade Misfit said...

Lisa,

You and me both!

Phil said...

The entire family looks demented to me, so they're probably already serial killers. Oh well, the family that slays together stays together.