Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

OhhhKaaay......

The Saturday Bulletin. Old images, new captions. The weirdness is free.

(H/t to Outside the Interzone)
Posted by on or about 07:15

4 comments:

Mark said...

If you like that, you'll probably appreciate:

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/

2/11/2009 12:02 PM
lisahgolden said...

Oh my. I'm going to be wasting plenty of time over there.....

2/11/2009 12:33 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Lisa,

You and me both!

2/11/2009 12:47 PM
Phil said...

The entire family looks demented to me, so they're probably already serial killers. Oh well, the family that slays together stays together.

2/11/2009 5:35 PM

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