Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Public Service Announcement

The next person to send me a link to any of those damned Cuppycake videos with a comment along the lines of "you have to watch this" will be at a high risk of being killed in a horribly gruesome and very painful manner.

Thank you for your attention.

This has been a public service announcement.
Posted by on or about 15:15

2 comments:

lisahgolden said...

Noted.

I don't suppose you want me to forward you the angel email I received the other day. How about the "Obama isn't really an American" one? No?

Okay.

2/08/2009 6:52 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Probably not. :)

2/08/2009 7:11 PM

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