Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Double-Barrelled Repeater

Will set you back $40K or so.



Double-barreled rifles are popular in places where you may need to shoot very large cartridges at very dangerous animals at short ranges.

It weighs 16lbs or so, so start working out.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any more info available? First I knew a double barrelled bolt action existed.

Comrade Misfit said...

I've heard that it costs $40,000 and that they are custom-built with a minimum two year delivery time, but they don't have a web site, so that's all I know.

One Fly said...

You'd look right handsome wearing that thing jeg.

Cujo359 said...

Same here, jeg43.

At sixteen pounds, I think you'd better have that thing pointed in the right direction before that dangerous animal notices you.