Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Cat Follies

When I got into bed last night, Jake crawled under the sheets and kneaded at my side. Then he cuddled up and purred and I petted him. George jumped onto the bed, looked at where purring sounds were coming from under the covers, then laid down on the other side of me. I petted him.

Gracie was late to the party. She climbed up on the bed, sat at the foot of the bed to observe, then she walked up onto me and laid down on me. Since one of my arms was under the covers, I had to alternate with the other one between petting George and Gracie.

After a few minutes, that was not satisfactory to the Queen. Gracie stood up and in one move, she turned, stepped on Jake and smacked George with her tail. Jake ran out from under the covers and got off the bed. George jumped down, leaving Gracie as the only cat on the bed. She then immediately went down to the foot of the bed and laid down, out of my reach.

I suppose that makes sense in the cat universe.

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