Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Sulking Cat

Gracie had bits of shit on her ass, so I toted her into the shower and gave her a butt shampoo.


She is not overly happy with me at this point.

She'll get over with it.
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6 comments:

Phil said...

I swear, you and them cats are more entertaining than a barrel full of monkeys.
Butt Shampoo. LOL!

3/03/2008 1:22 AM
Ghost said...

Who has it worse, the one whose butt gets washed, or the one who has to wash another's butt?

3/03/2008 1:25 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Depends on your point of view, I guess. She obviously thinks she has the short end of the deal.

3/03/2008 7:01 AM
BadTux said...

Now you know why both my cats are short-hairs. I won't own a long-hair cat. Too... ick.

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

3/03/2008 3:08 PM
Anonymous said...

This made me laugh out loud. I have a fluffy yellow tabby that gets poo berries. He gets very annoyed when I have to perform butt shampoo/clippings.

Angry cats are very dangerous. This one does angry, targeted peeing. Yuck!

3/03/2008 4:41 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

BadTux, she's not a long-hair, but not a really short-hair, either.

Dcup, she's not a vengeance-taker. My George, on the other hand, will drop turds in strategic places if he is displeased.

3/03/2008 5:16 PM

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